I want to be fit and strong and healthy. I
wrote about this early last month, so I’m not going to go over all of the
details, how I will do this and why again here.
I am thrilled to say that I’ve found that I
absolutely love cycling! I started off in mid-February with a quick ride around
our block (this was about a five minute ride). Then I got braver and rode five
kilometres (three miles). Slowly I’ve added to the distance and now I’m riding
thirty kilometres (about nineteen miles)! I can’t believe how quickly my
fitness has increased and I love the new levels of energy I have.
Being able to do 40 kilometres (25 miles) by
the time I go to Thailand is definitely achievable.
There are a couple of lessons that I have learnt about bike riding over the past month and half that I would like to share with you (for a giggle)…the words so that you can translate them if you want to are below...
Five things I learnt
about cycling today:
1.
Wind is
awesome – so long as it’s behind your back.
2.
Hills are
spectacular fun – so long as you are going down them.
3.
If you
need to walk for a bit, limp a little – not only will you gain sympathy from
passers-by but they will think you are a complete legend when you get back on
your bike.
4.
If you
need to take a break because the wind is not at your back, you have two options
to make the break look legitimate and nothing at all to do with your level of
fitness:
a)
Study your
bike tyres really closely – there could be a grass seed on one of your tyres
that might have terrible consequences such as being stuck in the wilderness.
b)
Find
something so intriguing that you have to get off your bike to study it (e.g. an
old cemetery, an abandoned building, a bird, an ant) – you will look really
intellectual to passers-by.
5.
Singing
the “Bob the Builder” theme song is really motivating if you change the words
to “Bob the Builder – Can we do it – Bob the Builder – Yes we can” – but don’t
sing it too loudly or you will look like an eejit (Irish for idiot – following the
Irish blessing “wind be always at your back” thing).
Happy cycling!
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